In a money-obsessed world, new ideas, visions, concepts, they are vital to the survival of modern civilisation as we know it. The next Richard Branson could be right around the corner waiting to astound us with their world-changing invention or philosophy. Well, I believe that I can be that person. Its quite simple really, came to me in a sudden flash, a burst of energy surging through my brain. Unstoppable some might say. A visionary in-waiting caged in his own brilliance, unable to live any other way. Just two words may change the earth as we know it. Forget sliced-bread and prepare yourself... Wire Hair. Yes, you heard right. The stunningly simple, yet crushingly innovative idea that will bring pride, dignity, a sense of self-worth and new reason to go on living for the millions of bald men all around the globe. Purely shave the heads of thousands of healthy young adolescents, insert a microscopic piece of wire into each piece of the collected hair and suddenly no longer are bald men bald, they are hairy. Thats right, hairy. And not only that, their new 'wire-wig' is brilliantly malleable, able to be shaped into endless varieties and styles without the need for straighteners, wax or volumising product. Say goodbye to thin, receding hair and say hello to thick, luscious hair. Perhaps a Nate Archibald sir? An R Kelly? Even, dare I say it, an Edward Cullen? The possibilities are endless. You heard it here first folks.
